You know your depressed when

YOU START WATCHING THOSE TELEMARKETING SHOWS ON TV AND THE PRODUCTS THAT THEY ARE SELLING LOOK GOOD.

kaydence, when i was first in germany the t.v. telemarketing ads/commercials were so good i wanted to buy this wonderful gadget for my car…i couldn’t live without it!..BUT…i hadn’t a car! hehe.

I LIKE IT TOO BUT I GUESS IF YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR YOU WANT STRIAGHT AND VICE VERSA. IT SEEMS WE ARE NEVER HAPPY WITH WHAT WE GOT…SIGH

When you can't remember if you took your meds or not....

What is really frighting is I can relate to everything said above~~~~~

…You don’t just look like something from -Night of the Living Dead-, you stayed up all night watching -Night of the Living Dead-…and eating an entire bag of Cheeto’s.

YOU GUYS REALLY ROCK !!!

Good one! Both of them!

Don’t forget eating those cheetos and baked beans while staying up all night watching “Night of the Living Dead” and then getting up to see if there is any ice cream to go with your morning rendition of Jerry Springer, taking a quick glance in the mirror as you pass by to see if your butt looks big in these pajama’s? Not caring too much you fart as you walk back to crawl back in bed, kicking the cat out of the way, ignoring the empty food bowl, hell, it ate the other day, didnt’ it?

I AM LMAO. YOU ARE TOO FUNNY BON

Don, you are too funny! I have 3 cats and they are saliva cats, constantly washing themselves, and clean!!!

hahahaha, NOW we’ve got the idea! lol

you know your cat’s depressed when…!

…it’s too lazy to clean itself and expects you to lick it?

And I still don’t understand why people claim their cats are so clean. After all, when a cat finishes cleaning itself you’re simply stuck with a saliva-covered cat.

My dog licks itself after it goes to the bathroom. So it’s clean too!

you know you’re depressed when the parrot starts crying like you.

saliva-covered cats are sticky. haven’t you noticed? : P

You hear the birds chirping in the early morning and you become angry because that means it’s morning and you have to get up.

You know you are depressed when you are watching Jerry Springer or Maury Povich and you hope he IS cheating and you HOPE that “when it comes to 2 year old Justin Jr. Justin Sr. you are NOT the father.”

When you eat four (yes four) snacks before you go to sleep. Ugh!

No, our cats aren’t sticky, they are very soft. When they are constantly washing, how can they possibly have any saliva left? Their little tongues feel like tiny sandpaper, lol…

Olelady, I can certainly identify with lying in bed in pain from having to go to the bathroom but not wanting to get out of bed, lol!!!