HEY FOLKS…
I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD DEVIATE FROM OUR USUAL POSTS AND SHARE SOMETHING HUMOROUS INSTEAD. I WAS THINKING, MAYBE YOU CAN ADD YOUR OWN THOUGHT TO THE LIST. OK…HERE GOES…
The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s now 97 years old and we don’t know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about $400 bucks.
Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently, you have to go there
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately, my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
AND NOW MY THEORY ON EXERCISING IS…
When the Answer on Jeopardy is “EXERCISING”
The Question is…“What is something other people do?”
WELL…HOPE YOU ALL HAD A QUICK GIGGLE…AFTER ALL, LAUGHTER IS A GREAT Rx FOR ANYONE.
HAVE A GREAT DAY FOLKS