Sam Vakin's Help to Us All

"Damn! If people only knew how NOT the same we are...LOL"

Ummmm....Sandahl? Did you just SWEAR???

I'm tellin'.

CZ

p.s. I have the yummiest jello recipe in the world if anybody's interested. Post me and I'll send it to ya. (It does have 2 cups of marshmallows in it---but they're only miniatures).

Yea, I did a poddy mouth, wanna hear more, blush…lol

And just where the hell is the Puddin’ in there, huh huh huh???

Sand

oh ENOUGH already - y’all bunch of snippy estrogen-charged chatterboxes

grumblegrumble

okay...puddin' head. There ya go. Add that to your list of character traits.

Give me a sec and I'll see if there's a diagnostic category for Puddin' heads in the DSM-IV.

Well, whaddya know? There is:

If you have three of the following five traits, Sandahl, you qualify to be a Forum Manager on the World Wide Web.

1-Thick in the brain

2-Burnt on the bottom

3-Mushy in the middle, though not toooo mushy (that puts you in a whole 'nother category!)

4-Soft enough to spread, but never weepy

5-Holds a spoon upright without alternative support

Welcome to the Club, Sand...I do believe you qualify.

Hugs,

CZ

 

 

"snippy estrogen-charged chatterboxes "

I'll add that one to my list, Mercenary. Never been called that before. It's been a night of firsts, though. No one in their right mind has ever called me Sandahl before either.

Nice to make your acquaintance, though.

Do you like Jello??

CZBZ

CZ,

ROFLMAO!!!

“No one in their right mind has ever called me Sandahl before either.”

Nor me CZ…damn, what a night…lol

Estrogen, what estrogen??? Haven’t had any of that for 5 yrs… :wink:

Sand

I’m a PHD??? (puddin’ head disorder)

Ah man! Does that mean I gotta see the shrink now???

Don’t forget…creamy and sweet.
Hmm, maybe not me after all, heh heh. :wink:

Sand

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT SAM’S BOOK. I HAVE READ IT 5 TIMES. HE ANSWERED SO MANY QUESTIONS FOR ME. MY NARCISSIST FOLLOWED EVERY SYMPTOM GIVEN IN THE BOOK. CLOSURE WITH MY NARCISSIST WAS NOTHING SHORT OF PSYCO-BABBLE. I APPLAUD SAMS TRUTHFULNESS. IT HURT TO READ IT BUT I NEEDED TO FACE THE FACTS. IT HAS ACTUALLY HELPED ME TO NOT CALL HIM OR CONTACT HIM. I KNOW I CAN NEVER GO BACK TO HIM. FACING HIS DEMONS WAS ONLY THE BERGINNING FOR ME. I GET STRONGER EVERY DAY AND ATTRIBUTE MY SUCCESS TO SAM. I THANK HIM SO VERY MUCH. SUE

I’m not much for standard American-style Jello made according to package directions.

I prefer the rubbery gelatin bricks you get in Europe - straight out of the box.

But on special occasions, rose-flavored locoum with chopped macadamias.

Oh now it is time for the real VICTIM to stand up. That is cute. So who is the smart ass double alias on this one? Could it be Sam?

Taking votes.

"rose-flavored locoum with chopped macadamias"

You mean that yummy stuff called Aplets and Coplets?? I love that too; though I must admit I'm trying to cut back on the nutz.

CZBZ

CZ,

“I’m trying to cut back on the nutz.”

I swear, if you don’t quit, I am going to pee myself…blush

Sand

"Oh now it is time for the real VICTIM to stand up. That is cute. So who is the smart ass double alias on this one? Could it be Sam?"

Or could it be Paranoia? Hummmmmm??????

CZ

 

No Susiejo,

Sam hardly ever does his own dirty work, certainly not at this hour of the morning (6 am in central Europe…I don’t THINK so :o) )

There are even a couple of people that you have probably never even heard of who might be responsible…

I have a better grasp than most people outside Sam’s “inner circle” or WHAT is actually going on, but it’s impossible to conclusively identify who is actually doing what most of the time.

…and they call it “loving, caring support”… :o)

GD

There is a picture to go with Victim’s intro profile. This is too much.

May I interrupt your conversation Blitzen and Susiejo and ask a simple question??

What if you're both wrong about Victim's authenticity? Did that even occur to you? Do you think about the kind of damage you do on your paranoid WitchHunts??

CZ

Yes Blixen, you seem to be well known with quite a following, more so than Sam has it seems.

Ah, CZ,

And we were having such a good time.

RUN, FORREST, RUUUUUN! :wink:

Sand

Yes, Aplets & Cotlets. Pectin at its best.

Ever made it at home? Hot, sweet, sticky goo, oozing over … ok I’m not going that far.

Y’know Susiejo,

You could be right there, maybe in their twisted minds I am the REAL Messiah and turning their lives over to Sam Vaknin is just a cunning plot to fool the armies of Satan?

No?

Ok, maybe if I was a REAL Messiah I’d parallel park better…shrugs

The crazy part is that they do not seem to realise that genuine, caring people wouldn’t be caught dead behaving the way they do…and most people DO notice that…

GD